Saturday, February 05, 2005

If this ever happens to you, please clean up after yourself.

(not for sensitive readers who throw up when #2 is mentioned.)

I'm trying to word this as mature and non-disguisting as possible, but it's hard.

Saw the nastiest thing in the world today at work. One of our customers was using the restroom, but didn't make it to the stall in time to do, well, #2. So, he does it in his pants, takes off his briefs with #2 all over it and LEAVES IT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR, with a trail of #2 leading from the door to the briefs, and takes off his undershirt to use as toilet paper, leaving his undershirt on the sink.

Fortunetly, I did not have to clean up this mess because I went to lunch when it was discovered. Sure did ruin my appetite though.

If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, please clean up after yourself.

Told you it was sick...


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