Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Hot dog eating contest

The Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest in taking place today... Just tell me one thing...



How does this skinny girl, Sonya Thomas, eat 42 hotdogs?!?!?!?!?!?!

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Geo said...

I heard on a news report that his prize was a year's supply of Nathan's hot dogs. Something tells me he might have preferred something else.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AT ABOUT 2:05 PM, INDEPENDENCE DAY, JULY 4, EURASIAN SAW 2 SHERIFFS' PATROL CARS RUSHING SOUTH AT COTTONFLAT ROAD. ONE WENT STRAIGHT. THE SECOND ONE TURNED WEST AT FM 130.

THEN EURASIAN SAW 2 FIRE DEPARTMENT VEHICLES RUSHING EAST AT FM 130 WHICH TURNED SOUTH AT COTTONFLAT.

Cause of all the rushing rushing was a PORTA POTTY SIZE HUT AT AN OIL FIELD SITE ABOUT A MILE SOUTH OF TWIN OAKS MOBILE PARK.

From a distance of about a 1000 feet, eurasian could see some slight fumes or smoke coming from the roof of the Porta Potty. THAT MEANS THE SMOKE OR FUMES ARE LIGHTER THAN AIR!!!!

Eurasian felt he smelled fumes and not smoke. What do expect eurasian to do? Smell some more???? NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Eurasian made an about face and turned north!!! And was out of there in a Jiffy!!!

Guess what??? By this time it was already old news to eurasian. Traveling north at Cottonflat, he met a white pickup at full speed, all 4 blinkers on but no headlight. Eurasian assumes those are the oilfield experts who left their barbecue to rush to the site. The pickup had no name of any company on it. By the time eurasian reached I-20, the television van of Newswest 9 was rushing to the site.

Don't bother with TV, RADIO, CABLE. FOR ALL YOUR NEWS, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS RELY ON BERT'S BLOG AND THE EURASIAN !!!!

1:42 PM  
Blogger Bert said...

Thank you Eurasian for the news flash.

And George, I wonder what a year supply of hot dogs is for these people, if they can eat 40+ in one sitting

7:36 AM  

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