Taco Bell Sauce Packets
This segment of Bert's Blog is brought to you by Taco Bell!
Everyone has seen the above sauce packets at Taco Bell, and for quite a while now too (unless you don't eat Taco Bell, food for us cheap folks). But finally, Taco Bell has some new phrases on their sauce packets. Of course, I'm not going to post them here, because that would spoil all the fun for ya. So run down to Taco Bell and grab yourself a handful of those sauce packets!
BTW, Taco Bell owes me compensation now for this advertisement.
And I wonder how to get a job writing hot-sauce packet phrases?
UPDATE: Here's a place where you can dress your own sauce packet, and it generates hundreds of different phrases... So if you get bored, there ya go!